Top 10 Ways to
Keep Wackiness in the Workplace 10. Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.
9. Schedule meetings for 4:14 PM.
8. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers or tape dispensers.
7. "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
6. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive".
5. When co-worker walks by motion him over, lean forward as if you are about to say something then go back to work.
4. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3. Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom."
2. Include a personal note on every email that you send. "On a personal note, I'm feeling a bit tired and grumpy today." "On a personal note, I'm pleased to announce that I got my highest score ever on Tetris last night."
1. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."

  

Useless Fact

It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

Quote

I spent enough money to burn a wet mule.

~Dave the mushroom guy 

E's thoughts:  I think that if I named my pens they would probably be: V, Inky and fuzzy just to name a few.  If any of you people out there in the whole wide had to name your pens what would they be?  

Special thanks to Dave for letting me put his quote on here!  He said that it is indeed very hard to burn a wet mule and i'll just have to take his word for it cause I can't say that I have ever done that...

Top 10's, useless fact and quote of the week!

Top 10 Odd Medical Record Statements
(These are supposedly found on patient's charts) 10. "The skin was moist and dry."
9. "The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week."
8. "The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
7. "The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as stockbroker instead."
6. "I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
5. "While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."
4. "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce."
3. "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
2. "She is numb from her toes down."

1. "The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately."

Useless fact

There is a sea squirt found in the seas near Japan that digests its own brain. When the sea squirt is mature, it permanently attaches itself to a rock. At this point it does not need to move anymore and has no need for a brain. So, waste not want not, it eats it. 

Quote

"You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him."

E's thoughts:  I have just got to say that number 2 and 3 on the top ten's are my absolute favorites and haven't you always wanted to know about the sea squirt who eats it's own brain?  You guy's be sure to share your thought's on this!  I am expecting a lot of feedback, no pressure of course :)